You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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