Christians are straight up FREAKS
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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