High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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