Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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