he shaved USA in his pubs
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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