He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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