I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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