wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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