In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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