this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she told me i tasted like america
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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