White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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