Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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