Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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