Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Terrible idea I love it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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