I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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