I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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