do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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