He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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