love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
