Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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