I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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