oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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