so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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