At least make sure they are 18
Why
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The Olympian is in my bed
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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