His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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