Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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