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so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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