We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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