Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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