dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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