Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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