I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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