Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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