Kiss
Puke
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Less talking, more tequila
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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