I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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