i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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