They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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