And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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