we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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