dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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