big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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