Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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