Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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