at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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