It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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