He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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