Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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