It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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