she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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