She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
