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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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