Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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