I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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